Rasmus: Wish we had more time to figure this out, buddy. Two reasonably attractive dudes that repel women, then I see hot girls with ugly guys eyeballing me all the time...

Rasmus: They can't all be rich either...

Mark: Hell yeah, we’re squandering whatever youth we have left. We gotta figure this out before we have to date grandmas.

Rasmus: When I was younger and had an alpha girlfriend, everything was different. It's like they smell desperation. 🙄

Rasmus: A combination of desperation and looking too good to be straight?

Mark: Oh yeah, as soon as I get a girl, I get a lot of attention even without her company. It just gets your mojo back.

Mark: In a strange turn of events, a company in Madrid wants to hire me. We’re still figuring out if this will be possible, but I may postpone my return to Mexico.

Rasmus: Madrid is horrible in the winter and in the summer. 😅

Rasmus: Too warm, then too cold.

Mark: Oh yeah, I’ve lived here before. Surely I can visit BCN now and then to hang out at the park with you guys 🥲

Rasmus: Thinking about leaving the park.

Rasmus: And Barcelona. 😅

Rasmus: Maybe even the planet.

Rasmus: What's this new job, then?

Mark: Oh really? Don’t go back to your planet, Rasmus. We need you to save us!

Rasmus: This is my planet.

Mark: It's a startup that helps with international invoicing. But it’s a small company with friends, and that’s my cup of tea.

Rasmus: Whatever, I can't escape.
Was hoping for a zombie apocalypse, but it feels like Putin’s trigger finger itches a bit. 🧠

Rasmus: This is the emotion behind my fire selfies.

Rasmus: I always knew it would end badly soon, but now it's closer than ever...

Mark: We can’t expect an apocalypse to deliver us from this meaningless life; we’ve been waiting for too long.

Mark: At the same time, I’m afraid I can’t provide an alternative.

Rasmus: Nuclear purge. Not sure why it affects me; I always knew things would end in my lifetime.

Rasmus: But I think there has never been more incentive to live.

Mark: The only hope we have is in each other, Rasmus. We must find each other.

Mark: I find meaning as I find friends like you, buddy.

Mark: Love you, please don’t leave this planet.

Mark: This guy taught me this: https://h0p3.neocities.org — it’s gonna take a while to load.